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Vrol - But if you are going for a walk why do

But if you are going for a walk

why do it alone

why not share it with a cow

if you do it right

you might get a friendly face licking

what more could you want

go up to a cow

grab her by her ears

and let rip into her face

with the most bitchin banshee guttural vrol

you bloodying lungs

can push through

your straining throat

with eyes popping to tears

to tiptoes as your muscles tense up and

hair falls across your face


Cow screaming can relieve stress

add excitement to a boring country walk

bring relief to muscular tensions

stimulate blood circulation

cure loneliness and

athletes foot gallstones

obnoxious tendencies


menstrual bleeding and tensions

Training before cow screaming

can help to avoid unexpected


cow kicking and head butting

heart attacks blood clotting or strokes

talk to your doc-tor first

note there is research

suggesting evidence

that the recipient

might not appreciate cow screening

as much as you

but this has not been confirmed.

The poem performed on the album Unbearable Error

This poem was published in

Golden Hour - Hora Dorada and Beer Book

you can buy it by send a message with your address to it costs 12€ + postage

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