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Vrol - But if you are going for a walk why do

But if you are going for a walk

why do it alone

why not share it with a cow

if you do it right

you might get a friendly face licking

what more could you want

go up to a cow

grab her by her ears

and let rip into her face

with the most bitchin banshee guttural vrol

you bloodying lungs

can push through

your straining throat

with eyes popping to tears

to tiptoes as your muscles tense up and

hair falls across your face

release.


Cow screaming can relieve stress

add excitement to a boring country walk

bring relief to muscular tensions

stimulate blood circulation

cure loneliness and

athletes foot gallstones

obnoxious tendencies

baldness

menstrual bleeding and tensions


Training before cow screaming

can help to avoid unexpected

stampeding

cow kicking and head butting

heart attacks blood clotting or strokes

talk to your doc-tor first

note there is research

suggesting evidence

that the recipient

might not appreciate cow screening

as much as you

but this has not been confirmed.






The poem performed on the album Unbearable Error



This poem was published in

Golden Hour - Hora Dorada and Beer Book

you can buy it by send a message with your address to

colm@ciarnain.com it costs 12€ + postage

and on Amazon: Sweden - Spain - Germany - UK




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